Sometimes my Leo self gets all narcissistic.
I think that the FBI, ATF, NSA, ADHD, FPPOA.. ( Or what ever acronyms they make up…) are watchin’ me and my little blog..
Now, in reality , I am sure they have bigger fish to fry, but it is a Libertarian’s Dream to be the next target, right?
Ok.. maybe not..
But I figured out that I could be sexy, awesome and in the memories of the people FOR EV ER if I get a gig drillin’ with the big guys!
However, I am a Leo and I WILL not allow myself to be the same ol’ black powder and fertilizer set up pasty..
No hardware store shrapnel in my set up! NO! I will tell THEM what I think is my best bet for infamy.
And, I figure they are gonna go after the preppers anyway.. soooo… I wanna be the first Refrigerator Biscuit Bomber!!!!!
Yep, you read it right.. ( don;t look at me like that… I shall explain..)
I figure I am not really savy enough to go get black powder and hook up a cell phone timer.. so I am gonna go with what I know..
I got my target all set… Those that hate GMO’s. I mean, what is more anti patriotic than not eating your cloned port and fish DNA filled tomatoes…
So, I am gonna get one of those annoying green ass shopping bags everybody buys for a buck and fill it with 10 tubes of 10 count pillsbury refrigerator biscuits! Imagine all that potassium sorbate and modified wheat starch flying intot he faces of innocent people just trying to live life..yea, they will not die right away… but just think.. in 20 or 30 years they will get cancer and I have achieved greatness! ( ominous echo here)…
But, I will not be harmed in the making of this tragedy! Why? The “timer” : Mentos and Coca Cola!!!!!! There I may get some instant casualties.. I mean have YOU seen what Coke does to the lining of a stomach?? ( ewwwww)..
Then, when the FBI tells me, I will set the bomb and run and run.. until they call and tell me to meet them at the local U with tubes of biscuity badness and we can have a shoot out…And there will be pictures of me.. all over the internet.. bloody and dead.. dough in hand..
I WILL BE FAMOUS!
I know, I know.. But you think THIS is stupid as it gets???…
Try researching all the other times the FBI set out Agent Provocateurs and Sting Ops.
Try finding REAL evidence against Tam and Dhkor Tasrnaeva.
Try figuring out why it is ok to impose martial law over ONE BOY!
Try figuring out how Tam was arrested naked and walking and ended up dead and so bloodied you could not recognize him.
Just sayin…
Namaste’
The Savage
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